Grand Old (Dinosaur) Party

I propose replacing the elephant as the symbol of the Republican Party with the dinosaur, a mindless, gluttonous predator that was, mercifully, destroyed by an enormous rock from space 65 million years ago.

I’m counting on a rock named Bernie Sanders to wipe them out this year.

This story was originally published March 27, 2016 at 9:07 AM with the headline "Grand Old (Dinosaur) Party."