David White

David White's Three-Point Stance

1. Best thing about Tiger Woods being back in play on a Sunday at The Masters? It forces us to watch golf again, and meet all these new Tigers (Rory, Jordan, and so on) who are about to make the old Tiger an unnecessary sideshow.

2. New rule: Have you seen baseball’s new shot clock for pitchers? We are applying the same clock for national anthem singers. If it takes longer to sing the song than it did to win the war, just stop.

3. With the San Francisco Giants losing a player a day, their Triple-A move from Fresno to Sacramento is looking brilliant — think how much money they’re already in line to save in bus fare with all these major league call-ups!

  Comments