Donald Trump’s deportation squads need snappy uniforms to help establish their identity and image while herding people into boxcars and cattle trucks.
I suggest black tunics with silver lightning bolts on the collars, black pants with silver piping and black garrison caps with a death’s head crest. Officers would wear their trousers tucked neatly into the tops of knee high boots. Riding crops and monocles would be optional.
Jim Doyle, Fresno
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