George W. Bush has done for many people what no one else could do, and what they could never have done for themselves.
He has made Dan Quayle look intelligent.
He has made Richard Nixon look honest.
He has made Oliver North look truthful.
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He has made Bill Bennett look humble.
He has made Pat Robertson look sane.
He has made Lyndon Johnson look like a fiscal conservative.
He has made Herbert Hoover look competent.
He has made Ronald Reagan look like a towering intellectual.
He has made Clarence Thomas look like a thinker.
He has made Newt Gingrich look like a moderate.
All this while systematically dividing our allies, the American people, and now even the Republican Party. Go George!