A specter is haunting Fresno, the specter of the Garbage Gestapo and its agents, the Trash Troopers. They prowl the streets taking pictures of young trash cans that are exposed. Even when the young cans are hidden from site by a screen, they ferret out an angle that exposes them.
What is next, a knock at the door at night from the Trash Troopers wanting the young cans so they can be assimilated? Please protect us from the Garbage Gestapo. Only a free and open press can stop this terror that stalks our streets.