Sen. John Kerry makes a minor gaffe on TV, and the editorial staff of The Bee decides that it's above-the-fold front page news.
You people are loathsome. Here's a man who has made something of himself, he has a minor screw-up on TV and you buffoons swiftboat him again. Do you get the faxes from Karl Rove? Still?
By the way, Rush Limbaugh never really apologized for his Jerry Lewis-styled impression of Michael J. Fox. Why don't you put that on the front page? Above the fold -- as if it were real news.
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