He did it! All you doubters and haters take note. He said there is no drought in California, and his word has come to pass. By his mere utterance, his magic tongue has brought the miracle of rain upon our parched Valley. Now we await the next miracle. Perhaps this will be announced by the magic tweet, eagerly awaited each night by millions of his followers.
So, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, all you doubters and haters. He is truly here.
Jim Corbo, Fresno