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“To be honest with you, a flood never occurred to us. A meteorite was more likely than a flood as far as we were concerned.” – Jimmy Marchini of tiny Tranquillity, where a levee weakened by recent storms has residents on edge.
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• Potholes, by definition, are pains in the gluteus. But a plus-size pothole on a Highway 99 fast lane? YIKES.
• On the plus side of road-quality news, that stretch of Highway 41 just south of Yosemite, closed by storm damage Feb. 21, has reopened to controlled traffic.
• This Bullard High graduate has made a big splash (no irony) with her documentary about politics and intrigue surrounding California water.
What You Want to Know
• On Twitter, up to 48 million are ’bots. Even if you subtract Optimus Prime, Wall-E and their immediate families, you’ve got about 37.2 million bogus handles. Sad.
• It was a tradition unlike any other: CBS taking a year and a day to start revealing the brackets on its NCAA Tournament show. Then, last year, the bracket was leaked online. Which explains what happened yesterday.
• Speaking of March Madness (or lack thereof), enjoy the bunny rabbits, North Carolina.
• He invented the World Wide Web. He says his baby is broken, and that he knows how to fix it.
• Bon voyage to KMPH news anchor Erik Rosales, who’s taken a reporting job in Washington, D.C. Great timing.
What You Didn’t Want to Know
• You catch fish with worms, right? This packaged cod at a Fresno Costco turns that idea on its head.