Enter the Warzone, stuck on daylight wasting time.
At least the 49ers still have Colin Kaepernick.
For the moment.
Because when it comes to ridiculous, they’re the new experts.reports
Mainly because the 30-year-old said in November he still had “five or six great years” left.
In some places that would be considered extremely bad luck. Here it’s just called “normal.”
Meaning if the Bulldogs shot their usual 69.7% rate, they would’ve only lost by 3.3 points.
And don’t overlook Clovis West High girls coach Craig Campbell, who directed the Golden Eagles to their third straight Central Section Division I title and the sixth of Campbell’s 10-year run.
Turns out the Valley coaching legend uses cycling to stay in shape these days — fit enough for the 73-year-old to return to the Clovis North sideline next season.
Sheesh. No love for the line cooks at Orphan Andy’s?March Madness-style tournament
Not Gnarly Charley. It’s spelled G-N-A-R-L-E-Y. That extra “e” might be tough to overcome.
Was this Oregon flying in to steal back athletic director Jim Bartko?
Or maybe Roger saw Alaska Airlines’ Oregon Ducks-themed Bombardier Q400 …
“That was the ugliest plane I’ve ever seen in my life,” DeRuyter said. “I wanted a discount.”