I’m getting into the spirit of Trumpist and tea party conspiracy theorism. You know: Ted Cruz’s father and Lee Harvey Oswald, Vince Foster, the ground-zero mosque, Obama’s birth certificate, Sandy Hook being a fake, Benghazi, Jade Helm, climate change being a fake, “massive voter fraud,” and on and on and on.
Pesky facts are getting in the way of my confirmation bias, though, so I’m getting into sources that make me feel better (by elevating my blood pressure) such as Alex Jones, Drudge, Rush Limbaugh, and Fox. Repeating something over and over makes it true. Repeating something over and over makes it true.
The biggest story unreported by the “lamestream media:” Donald Trump’s coded hand signals. When he gives a speech, he constantly forms zeros and ones with his fingers. This is binary code, people! In June 2015, I analyzed his speech declaring his candidacy and decoded it as: “To serve man.”
I have exhaustively decoded every speech since then. He’s signaling our extraterrestrial overlords, people! It’s a cookbook! It’s a cookbook! It’s a cookbook!
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Don Smith, Fresno