The three most pathetic things that have happened in the past month: The Iraq war funding bill passed in both the House and Senate. Articles of impeachment for the vice president were proposed in the House. The eight Democratic presidential hopefuls one-upped themselves in their race to see who can get us out of Iraq the fastest.
The best thing that happened last month: Rosie "The Mouth" O'Donnell leaving "The View." One for four isn't bad.