Lately our Great Leader has been promoting the notion of paid protesters at rallies and demonstrations across the country. His position is that the demonstrations are manufactured and controlled by billionaire socialists.
Are there job descriptions on LinkedIn, what do they pay and do they include a benefit package with health care, vacation and other perks?
Do I have to vocalize or can I just carry a sign and remain peaceful? Is there a range of positions or is it just basic front-line protester?
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Can I choose where I want to demonstrate? I mean, don’t send me to New Hampshire in February or Tucson, Arizona, in July unless you include hardship pay.
By the way, I’ve never been to Hawaii except when my MAC flight stopped to refuel on the way to Vietnam in 1969. They wouldn’t even let us off the plane.
Jim Doyle, Fresno