I want to thank the Republicans putting together the new health care plan. They promise “access” to excellent affordable health care for everyone.
That has opened up so many wonderful opportunities for me. First of all, I have always wanted to own a Porsche 718. I have “access” to one of those cars.
Next, I have dreamed of sailing around the world in an 80-foot yacht. I have “access” to one of those boats.
I have wanted to fly to Paris and spend two weeks in the city having daily lunches on the Champs-Elysees. I have “access” to that trip.
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My wife and I would love to live in a suite in mid-town Manhattan on Central Park West in New York City. We have “access” to that suite.
Finally, the owner of the Tennessee Titans is probably selling his football team next year. I’m a big NFL fan. I have “access” to becoming an NFL owner.
Wow, isn’t “access” wonderful.
Bob Long, Kingsburg