A mosquito walks into a bar.
Wait, let’s make this a little more fun.
A mosquito bigger than King Kong and a few of the mosquito’s normal-sized buddies fly into Capitol Hill.
What does Congress have to say about this revolting development?
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Second question: Can you write a better caption than what struck editorial cartoonist SW Parra’s fancy?
Post your entry (or entries, we like hard workers) in the comments section below this story. Or email entries to firstname.lastname@example.org. Make sure we can reach you through your Facebook account or elsewhere.
Yes, there is a prize. It’s “Pinot Envy,” a witty little book by none other than Mr. Parra.
Entry deadline is noon Wednesday. We’ll announce the winner Thursday.
Thanks for playing.