The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Friday, Jul 4, 2008
Fresno's two-tier park fee plan has lots of problems As a fundraising and public-relations vehicle, Fresno's new two-tier park fee plan has a couple of flat tires and a broken axle. The Fresno City Council should junk it.
Thursday, Jul 3, 2008
Perata hopes to avoid redistricting reform again by baffling the voters We need a truth-in-labeling law for politics. That might prevent Senate President Pro Tem Don Perata from lying about Proposition 11, the redistricting reform measure on the November ballot. He's trying to kill the initiative because it would make legislators more accountable to voters.
Thursday, Jul 3, 2008
Cost of home fireworks too high We need to rethink our love affair with fireworks, at least the ones we ignite ourselves. In a season of unusual dryness, already marked by more than 1,000 fires statewide, and with the attendant risk of injury and property damage, the joy of those "safe-and-sane" personal displays is one we can ill afford.
Wednesday, Jul 2, 2008
VALLEY'S TOP 10: Alternatives to fireworks on the Fourth of July
10. Bang pots together on the front lawn.
9. Throw glitter in air while popping sheets of Bubble Wrap.
8. Play soundtracks from war movies.
7. Close eyes real hard until you see stars.
6. Two words: SUV bonfire.
5. Play the spoons on aluminum garage doors.
4. Engineer a cell-phone light show.
3. Give everybody a light-up clown nose.
2. Play John Philip Souza songs real loud.
1. Put Mayor Alan Autry and Judge Oliver Wanger in a courtroom together.