Good morning! It’s Monday, Jan. 9, 2017 and here’s your heaping helping of the Morning Scoop. Subscribe here to get the Scoop in your inbox because you want to be informed but not too informed.
"I'm human. Yeah, absolutely. I said, 'What if?' I said, 'why?' A lot, in the last two weeks." –injured Oakland Raiders quarterback Derek Carr, who stayed at home as his teammates lost to Houston in the NFL playoffs.
What You Need to Know
Never miss a local story.
• Yes, we’re all soaked to the bone, and from a “take that, drought” perspective it’s glorious. But the rainstorm is doing damage in Yosemite Valley and forcing evacuations in North Fork. We will provide updates there and everywhere through the day.
• UFC cage match between Meryl Streep and Donald Trump. Make it happen.
• What’s going on with the search for a new Fresno Unified School District superintendent?
What You Want to Know
• An animator whose work stretches from the Beatles’ “Yellow Submarine” to Nickelodeon’s “Rugrats” is showing his stuff in Fresno.
• Good news for folks who ride FAX buses to and from Fresno State.xxx
What You Wish You Didn’t Know
• Could Hillary Clinton become Donald Trump’s mayor?
• Actual snakes on a plane. And, yeah, Samuel L. Jackson was in the vicinity.
• No Pants Subway Rides returned. And we have pictures. Sorry.