10. The Florez/Parra Reunion is great fundraiser theme.
9. Have them co-author trashy TV show detailing their spat.8. Take hint from Alan Autry and seek inspiration in a Riverdale cotton field.7. Threaten to throw them into a piranha-infested Pool By Waterston unless they promise to act like adults.6. Sign them up as partners in "Dancing With the Stars."5. Tell Dr. Phil to ask them how their feud is working out so far.4. Hold leadership seminar with Florez sharing grandstanding techniques and Parra showing how she runs off all her staffers.3. Taser them until they make nice with each other.2. Make them participate in all-night campout in Fresno State's peace garden.1. Enter them in three-legged race at California Legislature company picnic.