10. Fresno State has been declared a sovereign nation.
9. It's not a football game if you can't get swacked.
8. Gotta wash down all that catered grub.
7. What good is money if it can't buy special privileges?
6. They're on strict diets -- no water unless laced with booze.
5. How else to toast the little people?
4. So parents of students can use "arrogant hypocrites" in a sentence.
3. They're creating a Bulldog auxiliary called the "Boozehounds."
2. So the city can pump up revenue from post-game DUIs.
1. President John Welty's motto is "Do as I say, not as I do."
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