You're in the Opinion - Top 10 section

VALLEY'S TOP 10: Ways to fix feud between state Sen. Dean Florez and Assembly Member Nicole Parra

Published online on Sunday, Feb. 24, 2008

Bookmark and Share
email this story to a friend E-Mail print story Print
Text Size:

tool name

close
tool goes here
Comments (0)
Similar stories:

10. The Florez/Parra Reunion is great fundraiser theme.

9. Have them co-author trashy TV show detailing their spat.

8. Take hint from Alan Autry and seek inspiration in a Riverdale cotton field.

7. Threaten to throw them into a piranha-infested Pool By Waterston unless they promise to act like adults.

6. Sign them up as partners in "Dancing With the Stars."

5. Tell Dr. Phil to ask them how their feud is working out so far.

4. Hold leadership seminar with Florez sharing grandstanding techniques and Parra showing how she runs off all her staffers.

3. Taser them until they make nice with each other.

2. Make them participate in all-night campout in Fresno State's peace garden.

1. Enter them in three-legged race at California Legislature company picnic.



A few rules are needed to help foster a feeling of community. We encourage a free and open exchange of ideas in a climate of mutual respect, but any post that violates someone's right to use and enjoy fresnobee.com is prohibited. Before you post, please read the terms of use and obey these simple guidelines.

Here are the ground rules:

  1. Be yourself. A nickname will be used for posts, but if an editor finds a user without a verifiable name, that user will be warned or banned.
  2. Keep it clean. Foul language (defined by prime-time standards) will not be tolerated. Neither will the intentional misspelling of foul language or the use of non-English curse words.
  3. Be truthful. Do not lie or link to sites that may be considered libelous, defamatory or false.
  4. Be nice. Don't harass anyone. Don't threaten anyone. Don't use racial slurs. Don't post anything sexually explicit.
  5. Be an individual. Do not advertise or solicit. Do not harvest any information for business use.
  6. Be original. Do not post copyrighted material.
  7. Follow the law. Don't do anything or post anything considered illegal by city, county, state or federal regulations and laws.

more videos »