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One reads that the Revolutionary Guard mullahs who run Iran as a theocratic dictatorship became so upset by their private viewing in Teheran of Ben Affleck's Oscar-winning movie "Argo," claiming that it portrays a false image of their country, that they now want to sue Hollywood.
Surely this can only lead to a sequel, likely starring Sacha Baron Cohen, as the berserk Iranian lawyer, Jason, sent to the United States by the Ayatollah Gokrazee, to actually file and prosecute the case for a Golden Fleece, only to find that he can't get a hearing even in the Burbank traffic court.
The flick, full of off-color sheep jokes, of course, will prove to be the hit of 2014, winning the comedian his own Oscar as the star of "Jason and the Argo Nutz."
Alan Birnbaum
Fresno
