Enter the Warzone, a finger hole in your guacamole.

-- Enjoying the Super Bowl hype so much, whaddaya say we put off the game till next Sunday?

(Ducks barrage of rotten tomatoes.)

-- Sports Illustrated asked this past week if God cares who wins the Super Bowl.

Don't know the answer, but we're pretty certain the devil bets the under.

-- It should be obvious by now that Jim and John Harbaugh both inherited their father Jack's love of coaching.

But only John inherited Dad's outgoing personality. Jim's is tighter than a snare drum.

-- Spritzed ourself with deer-antler spray the other night, just to see what happened.

Didn't feel any stronger, but we suddenly had this uncontrollable urge to pose for pictures with Yosemite tourists.

-- The 49ers say Chris Culliver will attend sensitivity training.

Stupidity training ought to come next.

-- Drove past a group of gentlemen selling 49ers apparel in a parking lot at the corner of Ashlan and Valentine.

Didn't stop to see if it was officially licensed merchandise, but we have our suspicions.

-- Ah, spring training. The crack of the bat, freshly cut grass, new chalk lines ... and more players snared in steroid investigations.

-- Now that Alex Rodriguez is yet again linked to steroids, the Yankees are talking about voiding his contract.

Are the Yankees taking a stand against PEDs? Alas, no. They're taking a stand against paying a broken-down player $114 million over the next five years.

-- Even without Tom Seaver, the Fresno Grizzlies put together a pretty nice lineup for Thursday night's Hot Stove Dinner.

Ryan Vogelsong was the Giants' best pitcher during the 2012 playoffs, and Doug Fister treats line drives off the head like mosquito bites.

-- All that early excitement over the Fresno State basketball team sure has fizzled.

The future may still be bright, but the present is dimmer than a burned-out light bulb.

-- If the Bulldogs don't win another game the rest of the season, it won't be a complete shock.

That's not a prediction, nor a hope. Just the unvarnished truth.

-- Wednesday is National Signing Day. Which means it's time for our annual reminder that the number of stars beside a 17-year-old's name isn't nearly as important as the coaching and development he gets in college.

-- For no particular reason: Sven Nys

-- The entertainment world is abuzz that Destiny's Child will reunite for today's Super Bowl halftime show.

Big deal say Fresno State fans, who saw those divas-in-training perform at the 2000 Silicon Valley Classic.

-- Destiny's Child got paid $180,000 for performing in San Jose, which is less than Beyoncé spends on lip gloss.