10. "I may not be the shiniest chrome on the bumper, but ... " on Mayor Alan Autry's bicep.
9. "Let's get coffee" on Council Member Brian Calhoun's forearm.
8. "Kick me while I'm down" on Supervisor Bob Waterston's back.
7. "I &heart; liberals" on Jerry Duncan's right arm.
6. A target on Sen. Jeff Denham's forehead.
5. "I did it my way" on Fresno State President John Welty's chest.
4. "I'm not that deputy mayor" on Jeff Eben's arm.
3. Map to Fresno County Farm Bureau on Steve Samuelian's forearm.
2. "Shape up or ship out" on Council Member's Larry Westerlund's leg.
1. "Space for rent to highest bidder" over Assembly Speaker Fabián Núñez's heart.
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