10. More fun to watch reality TV than read sample ballot.9. Too busy chatting on MySpace.8. Urgent need to rearrange sock drawer.7. Think President Clinton is doing a great job.6. Can't read sample ballot.5. Already voted on "Dancing With the Stars."4. It's a Spare the Air day, I really shouldn't be driving.3. All the unfinished road construction stops me from getting to my polling place.2. The (left-wing/right-wing) conspiracy will just manipulate the results.1. I was listening to a speech by the mayor, and the polls closed before he finished.