10. I like supporting oil-rich regimes in Iran, Venezuela and Saudi Arabia.

9. Healthy lungs are so overrated.

8. Only poor people ride buses and bikes.

7. Herndon Avenue needs more traffic, not less.

6. Asthma makes kids buck up and be tough.

5. Where are the subsidies for SUV owners?

4. County roads should be made of gravel and dirt.

3. I backed Measure Z; one tax per century is my limit.

2. I love the smell of fossil fuels in the morning.

1. Air pollution is a hoax, just like global warming.