10. Supervisor Bob Waterston's Crabapple Jelly.
9. Clovis Chamber of Commerce's Sour Grapes Wine.8. Fresno State President John Welty's Skybox Brew.7. Fresno Association of Realtors' Soft-market Stew.6. Mayor Alan Autry's Bubba's Best Waffles.5. Coach Pat Hill's Anywhere, Anytime Upside-down Cake.4. Supervisor Henry Perea's I'm My Own Hero Sandwich.3. City Manager Andy Souza's Herndon Gridlock Mush.2. Building Industry Association's Sprawl Pudding.1. San Joaquin Valley Air District's Milquetoast Canapés.Help us compile our weekly Top 10 list by sending topics and your snarky lines to letters@fresnobee.com. You can also fax them to (559) 441-6499; or mail them to: Top 10 List, Vision Section, The Fresno Bee, P.O. Box 12504, Fresno, CA 93778-2504.