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Things to do when the slot machine malfunctions

The Fresno Bee

Tuesday, Sep. 26, 2006 | 03:09 PM

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10. Call nearest slot machine-chasing attorney.

9. Be thankful it wasn't a wardrobe malfunction.

8. Order stiff drink (oops, you can't drink at Table Mountain).

7. Light up a cigarette (but you can smoke at Table Mountain).

6. Ask casino manager the difference between a jackpot and a malfunction.

5. Take photo of slot machine screen with camera phone.

4. Don't announce you're a professional gambler.

3. Ask for 737,203 free passes to the tasty buffet.

2. Give up gambling.

1. Think you've got a case? Remember these words: "sovereign nation."

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